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  • Fitness

    Remember that our bodies are our first line of defense. Our ancestors worked hard to stay strong and healthy in order to survive, and we should do the same.

    Push yourself to become stronger every day, whether it's through vigorous workouts or simply getting outside and moving.

  • Community

    Our ancestors understood the value of cooperation and unity, and they worked hard to build stronger societies. Whether it's through volunteering, supporting local businesses, or simply being a good neighbor, make sure that you're doing your part to strengthen your community.

    Remember that we are all in this together, and it's up to us to build a better world for ourselves and future generations.

  • Family

    It's up to us to ensure that our families are strong and prepared. Take the time to teach them important skills, whether it's cooking, gardening, or self-defense. Show them how to be self-sufficient and resilient.

    Remember that your family is your homestead, and it's up to you to protect and provide for them.

A SHORT BLURB ABOUT THE COMPANY

I started this company (OPERATIONAL DETCHMENT GORILLA GANG) in 2021 selling mostly masks and stickers out of a 1-bedroom apartment. With no loans, no debt, and minimal price gouging; I managed to get this company in a warehouse and hired an employee. Now, we have a small team and we've already outgrown our first commercial space, and moved in a facility 3x the size!

My mission is to get affordable and useable kit/equipment into Americans hands and then bully you into training with it. Now get out there and train!!!!

Goober translation: monke become more gooder staying alive for when things go Guerrilla 🦍

Soggy Dawgs