A small black packet labeled 'COLD LUNCH WIPES' with white graphics, placed on top of an olive green military-style container on a dark gray surface.
Two packs of Primal Wipes hand wipes, one black and one white, displayed on top of an olive green metal storage box against a dark gray background.
A white rectangular product package with black text reading 'PRIMAL WIPES' and a black graphic, placed on top of an olive green metal storage box against a dark gray surface.

Primal Wipes Sport Utility Towelette

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A SHORT BLURB ABOUT THE COMPANY

I (PNWGuerilla) started this company (OPERATIONAL DETACHMENT GORILLA GANG) in 2021 selling mostly masks and stickers out of a 1-bedroom apartment. With no loans, no debt, and minimal price gouging; I managed to get this company in a warehouse and hired an employee in late 2023. In 2025 we outgrew our first commercial space, and moved into a facility 3x the size! Going into 2026 we'll be relaunching our own products and revamping our merch line while continuing to expand our mil-surp and durable goods.

My mission is to get affordable and functional kit/equipment into Americans hands and then bully you into training with it because you are fat and need to go train about it.

Goober translation: Goal make monke become more gooder staying alive for when things go Guerrilla 🦍